Softwares Engineers Wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.


Wife - would you like to have some snacks?

Husband - hard disk full.



Wife - have you brought the saree.

Husband - Bad command or file name.



Wife - but I told you about it in morning

Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.

Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.

Husband - sharing violation, access denied.


Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.

Husband - data type mismatch.


Wife - you are useless.

Husband - by default.


Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?

Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?

Husband - the only user with write permission.


Wife - what is my value in your life?

Husband - unknown virus detected.


Wife - do you love me or your computer?

Husband - Too many parameters.


Wife - I will go to my dad's house.

Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


Wife - I will leave you forever.

Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.


Wife - it is worthless talking to you.

Husband - shut down the computer.


Wife - I am going

Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer .